I’m going to write a few posts on nostalgic things; it’s not very original, but everything that I like is great and you should have liked these things. If you saw/heard/played with any of these things and didn’t like them, then you are probably this person.
Hope you enjoy it.
Nostalgia
My Guide to Alton
I go on a trip to Alton once every summer, Alton is a small town in Hampshire and is in fact, nowhere near Alton Towers. Its town centre has shops on only one street and it is so horribly boring, that I’ve had to read for recreation (I do like reading, but I really need [...]
What’s happened to Bond?!
Bond: I’ve got a little itch…down there…would you mind?
(Bond gets hit in testicles)
Bond: (Laughing hysterically) Yes! Yes! Now the whole world’s gonna know you died scratching my balls!
This is not a James Bond film, this is a British Michael Bay film, filled with plot-holes and mindless explosions. Judi Dench is not the first M as [...]
Heath Ledger
I didn’t write everything I wanted to put into the last post; I meant to write about people like Heath Ledger, who died not long before I wrote it, but I ranted about Alison Lapper instead.
There was an article in the Daily Mail about Alex Stobbs, who I mentioned in my last post. It says [...]
