I Hate the Internet

I gave up on TV quite a while ago, since the good programmes such as Peep Show, Time Trumpet and South Park either came to an end, or ended up on Sky TV, leaving me with Eastenders; TV Burp has very short series and Family Guy only comes on at about 5 in the morning.
Since [...]

How to Dance the Nev

Then I will dance the Nev; I will dance the Nev at my wedding, at the births of my children, I will dance the Nev until people look at me as if to say: Is he alright? – poniesinashed
Only last night I invented a new dance, which I called the Nev; it’s not great but [...]

Whites are Evil

I recently read an article by human rights activist Peter Tatchell. He states that our constitutional system is racist because no non-white person will ever become the head of state (or in his words “no black or Asian person” because Hispanic, Arabic and Native American people* don’t exist, do they Peter?)
This is, of course, ridiculous [...]

My Guide to Alton

I go on a trip to Alton once every summer, Alton is a small town in Hampshire and is in fact, nowhere near Alton Towers. Its town centre has shops on only one street and it is so horribly boring, that I’ve had to read for recreation (I do like reading, but I really need [...]