Bond: I’ve got a little itch…down there…would you mind?
(Bond gets hit in testicles)
Bond: (Laughing hysterically) Yes! Yes! Now the whole world’s gonna know you died scratching my balls!
This is not a James Bond film, this is a British Michael Bay film, filled with plot-holes and mindless explosions. Judi Dench is not the first M as she replaces Robert Brown in Goldeneye
“I hear the new M is a woman.” – Valentin Zukovsky in Goldeneye
Bond is no longer suave, witty or stylish, he’s angry, rampant and even immature; as well as brooding and complicated. There’s also his appearance, with the muscles on Daniel Craig I can only guess who might become the next bond:
Bond, James Bond, bitches
Anyway, as crazy as this sounds, I’m hoping that everyone who cares will write to EON Productions and tell them not to make ‘Bond 23′, (expected to be released in 2011) and make the films the way they used to.
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